Fly the freak flag

I had to go to the dentist today. That’s usually not too big a deal for me. I’ve never had a cavity in my life. But today, well, today was different.

What’s the problem, you ask. Well, wisdom teeth. The two on the right side of my mouth are apparently causing problems, which means they have to come out. Not a big deal for the top one, but the bottom one could be a “little more difficult,” according to my dentist. So on January 19 I’ll be going under the knife (not really) to take care of both dental troublemakers in one fell swoop. I’m sure I’ll look especially beautiful (read: freaky) after the extractions. Oh well, I guess I’m just glad I have teeth!